Jogging outfits may seem useless at first glance, but have many social undertones. You see, if someone is dressed in ill-fitting, poorly patterned and colored clothes they wouldn't normally wear, then they are exercising. It is an announcement that they indeed may have a car or more efficient mode of transportation, and they are so well off, they have the time to run around idly in ridiculous outfits. You see, without the outfits, they would be marked as being a "derelict" who actually has to run to get where they are going like our ancestors did.
These guys are even worse. Sure, baggy clothes get stuck in the gears, but at least you will look cooler than this plump potato of a human being. If you aren't competing for a bicycle race, please wear normal clothes. PLEASE.
1 comment:
lol rob, you sound like a fashionista biatch. ;D welcome to the club.
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